Knack 2 (dunkview) PS4 Game

Pretty much all these games were also on PS3 and just as playable, except for Knack. A game so technologically advanced, it would annihilate the PS3’s puny hardware limitations. [Reporter]: “I want to talk about the development of Knack, and why, why this game had to be next-generation?” (awkward silence) [Dunkey]: “Fuck.” The game is a fucking disaster.

It’s a 3D platformer with de-emphasized jumping. [Mark Cerny]: “So Crash Bandicoot, for example, we layout levels…” [Mark Cerny]: “…and there would be fifty jumps in a row you had to make…” [Mark Cerny]: “…or you couldn’t get through the level and that’s clearly not something that anybody can do so…” ♪ Cuphead tutorial music ♪ [Mark Cerny]: “Yeah, we have platforming, but we’ve de-emphasized jumps within that context.” Do you know what that means? That means when Knack walks over to a gap, it turns into a cutscene of him jumping over it. Welcome to the game Knack.

Even this guy whose sole job it is to promote the game and make it sound good is lost for words when asked to describe what’s special about Knack. “Certainly, um.. I think it’s, you know…

When some people say that, you know…. is it necessarily…” “So you’ll see, and honestly yeah, tha- yeah. I mean, that-that… and I… I… I…” (Stuttering) “And, uhh… I’ve seen people on the demo… you know some people to use…” He is such a garbage mascot.

You look at Mario and Sonic, their design is so simple and iconic, that even if a four year old drew ’em, you would know who they are. Knack, on the other hand, is 2,000 little rocks that sort of shape into some fucking weirdo troll. Good luck drawing that shit, kid! The gameplay consists of walking into an empty area, hitting a guy once, and then walking into another empty area and doing it again and again until the game is over.

There’s even a part in the new one where they make fun of Knack for only having two moves. [Girl]: “It’s hard to believe you saved the world.” [Girl]: “All you know are three punches and a kick!” [Boy]: “He can jump, too!” *Wahp-waaaahhp* This game is a joke, and apparently Sony was not in on the joke.

Knack 2, on the other hand… is a MASTAPEECE!!! ♪Here come the money♪ Ohhh! Look at the graphics! ♪Here come the money♪ LOOK AT THE GRAPHICS ON THAT THING!!!! ♪Here come the money♪ [Knack]: “Knack is back.”

You can play as Ice Knack! ICE KNACK, ladies and gentlemen! [Knack]: “Ice is nice.” It’s like the gameplay of Knack, but with the storyline of Transformers! Is Knack 2.. “Um… Um…

I” “Yeah so……..” Knack has to fight the High Goblin, okay? ♪Here come the money♪ So he can make a robot to fight a laser! ♪Here come the money♪ OKAY?!?! ♪Here come the money♪ “Umm… I’m just, uhh…” “really curious, though, about, um…” “Like umm… But, like…” “Knack 2…” Knack even has a NEW MOVE!

♪Here come the money♪ Dynamic Combat!! ♪Here come the money♪ Couch Co-op!!! ♪Here come the money♪ Family fun!!!!

♪Here come the money♪ Huh, interesting. Doesn’t look like Bayonetta has family fun. Probably because this woman is a fucking whore! Look how good I am at Knack 2.

That’s how you know it’s good NetEnt casino games Canada gameplay. [Boy]: “You got this, Knack!” [button mashing in the background] [button mashing in the background] [Boy]: “Show us how it’s done!” [button mashing in the background] [Boy]: “Good job, Knack!! Keep it going!” [button mashing in the background] [Boy]: “That’s it!”

[button mashing in the background] [Boy]: “Keep going!” [button mashing on the background] [Boy]: “You almost got it!” [button mashing on the background] [Knack grunts] [Girl]: “So strong.” [Boy]: “That’s Knack for ya.” I give Knack 2, my first ever ten out of five and that’s just for the graphics alone, okay? Don’t even get me started on the storyline!

It’s just become this running gag, you know, with the original joke being the PlayStation 4 launch.

Slot Machines Gambling

The slot machine or one-armed bandit, as it has become known, was invented in the early 1800s by Charles Fey. The object of these mechanical games of chance is to match the winning combination of symbols displayed in the payout schedule on the front of the slot machine. More details on slot machines return, volatility  and statistics can be found in this article.

Let’s Play!
Before spinning the reels, you must place a bet.

  1. Select a coin value of either 5¢, 25¢, $1, or $5.
  2. Click the coin slot, Bet One or Bet Max.
  3. Click the coin slot, up to three times, until the number of coins displayed equals the amount you wish to bet.
  4. Click Bet One, up to three times, until the number of coins displayed equals the amount you wish to bet.
  5. Click Bet Max once to bet the maximum amount allowed. The reels will automatically spin after choosing this option.
  6. To reduce your bet amount, right-click on either the coin slot or Bet One to remove coins. Your bet will be reduced by the amount of the currently selected coin each time you right-click. You can also click Cash Out to remove all coins prior to spinning the reels.
  7. Click Spin or the slot machine lever to spin the reels.

Slot machines assign different values for payout based on the combination of symbols and how they align when the reels stop spinning.

Your winnings do not accumulate as credits within our machines. Each time you win, your winnings are deposited directly into your account balance, so you do not have to hit Cash Out when you want to leave the game – your winnings have already been placed in your account.

You Win!
If the symbols displayed, once the machine comes to rest, match any of the combinations in the payout schedule, you win.

You don’t need to hit Cash Out to retrieve your winnings. Every time you win, your casino account balance is automatically updated. Your winnings appear as credits.

If you’re playing the $5 machine and get a combination that pays out 4 credits, you win 4 x $5 = $20.

Progressive Jackpot
Progressive jackpots may not be available on all slot machines.


The progressive jackpot can be won if you meet the following criteria:

– the symbols displayed, once the machine comes to rest, match the highest winning

– combination of symbols found in the payout schedule and,
– the maximum number of coins are used to place the bet.

If these two conditions are met then you win the credits shown plus the progressive jackpot.

Progressive jackpots are shown in dollars and the amount won is adjusted according to the denomination played. Once a progressive jackpot is won, it is converted into credits, added to the jackpot credits and displayed in the win column.

4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons Core Mechanic Holds True

A recent article in the Design and Development section of D&D Insider hinted at the core mechanics for 4th Edition. And since I’m still fishing for good (quality) tid bits of information I dove right into it.

From what I’ve read it sounds like WotC (Wizards of the Coast) is doing a great job in making this new edition more than just an excuse to sell us new books.

What we mean when we talk about streamlining the system is this: making design decisions that make learning and using the game less difficult, while keeping the system just as robust. And making it more fun as the result.

If you want to know whether or not you succeed in doing some action in 4th Edition, you grab a d20 and try to roll high. Just as in 3rd Edition, you add a modifier to that roll from your character sheet, and you check for any extra bonuses or penalties from the situation or from your allies. The key difference in the new edition is what you roll for and what you add.

The standard defenses remain (AC, Fortitude, Reflex, and Will) but now they all work more like AC. When a dragon breathes fire on you, it attacks your Reflex and deals half damage if it misses. The DM rolls a d20, adds the dragon’s modifiers, and asks you what your Reflex score is. The dragon might roll a 1 and automatically miss no matter how much tougher it is than you, but there’s also the frightening possibility that it will roll a 20 and deal double damage.

Folks familiar with the new Star WarsSaga system will recognize this concept, but it’s evolved a bit to better suit D&D. In 4th Edition, when a creature only needs to touch you to deliver an attack, it targets your Reflex. When you’re surprised, you grant combat advantage, but you don’t need to look at a special AC on your sheet — the normal number works fine. When a pit suddenly opens up beneath your feet, you make a check to jump out of danger, but if a crossbow trap fires an arrow at you, it the bolt attacks your AC.

That’s pretty interesting. So gone are the somewhat confusing touch and flat-footed ACs? No more Saving Throws? I may be a bit sad to see the classic Saving Throw gone but I do like the idea that they are “defenses” now. Foes will attack the defense rather than PCs trying to avoid a situation.

One thing the article didn’t allude to was how do you determine your ability to affect these defenses. In previous editions you had attack rolls but they were used to attack Armor Class – and certain classes excelled at doing this. I’m guessing that the Base Attack will not be used to attack all the defenses all of the time. This snippet hints otherwise:

Have you played a spellcaster and been a little envious of the excitement of other players when they roll critical hits? Have you wished that you could do that for your spells?
You can in 4th.

Just guessing here, but I assume wizards will attack the various defenses when they cast spells (hence the ability to roll a crit). But the gods help them if they are dependant on their Base Attack! There has to be another piece to this puzzle.

I mentioned in a previous post that Wizards were my favorite class. The new streamlining is only enhancing that feeling. Can’t wait to try out a new Wizard!

Designing Villians Game Review

Why Be a Villain?

A good villain is not planning to destroy the town because he’s Chaotic Evil. He’s going to destroy it because he’s Chaotic Evil and he’s got a good reason to hate that town: they branded and exiled him, they executed his father after a rigged trial, or just because they laughed at his froggy familiar.

People are sneering, villainous bastards when they act in a particular way. What makes them act that way is what makes them interesting villains as opposed to just another goblin, skeleton, or other faceless mook. Villains are full of powerful, albeit twisted, emotions. They want big, dramatic things to happen, and they want them badly: demonic summoning, war and plague, the destruction of entire cities and nations, the slow torture of the innocent, or the death of knowledge. Not exactly the sort of gold, food, and magic that goblins and giants care about.

Actually, the comparison to standard monsters is very revealing. Monsters without clear motivations aren’t villains; they’re just combat-shaped obstacles in the game. Villains have plans, and the good ones also have style. Villains make the players react to them, striving to foil their plans. They ooze bad intentions, and they have goals and the ability to reach those goals.

Choosing a CR, class, and equipment for a villain is only half the design challenge. Motivation is the key element for a truly great villain. And giving a villain a great motivation has the happy side effect of making the rest of your adventure design easier.

Why Bother With Motive?

Motive makes creating and running adventures easier in at least four ways:

  1. It suggests possible allies for a villain.
  2. It clarifies the right targets for your villain to strike.
  3. It suggests what the villain does next if the adventure derails.
  4. It helps players figure out the villain’s goals.

For example, if a villain is a dragon who seeks to recover a gem stolen from its hoard, it might first choose targets such as merchants and wanderers travelling between villages. It might even ally itself with a group of bandits who promised to return its gem to it, gathering information in ways that the dragon could not. If the party does not choose to follow the adventure hook of the “bandit dragon,” it might soon escalate to attacking and looting a village or small town, with a special focus on jeweler shops. The goal is obvious: regain the gem (or failing that, sooth the heartache of losing it by collecting other gems to replace it).

A dragon whose motive is finding a mate might act quite differently, as would a dragon seeking revenge for the destruction of its eggs (which might burn out villages indiscriminately, and harbor special hatred for armored foes). Motive makes them distinct.

The most common motives of a villain are all familiar from books and movies: vengeance, greed, lust for power, abuse of authority, impersonation by evil forces, religious zealotry, and madness. Other motives are less familiar: villains who act out of love, out of fear, shame, and out of error (Lear). Some of these make excellent motives for adventures, specifically because they don’t get a lot of play in standard fantasy item-quests.

For instance, imagine an elvish villain. This elf is a spurned lover who seeks to destroy a noble woman and her family: he tries to impoverish her, ruin her reputation, and poison her new lover. The actions may not initially seem directed at the noblewoman at all (the poisoning is indirectly aimed at her, the loss of money could just be a crime of greed). Once players understand the motive in this adventure, they’ll understand the villain and know where they can confront him.

Motives to Ignore

You can go overboard with motive, of course. Not every encounter with mooks, hirelings, and minions need a motive; some monsters are just evil and need killin’. That’s usually the case for the majority of combat encounters. Oftentimes the only combat encounters that require you to define motives, aside from the main villain himself, are the NPC allies of the villain. For instance, a half-devil lieutenant who stalls the party may be deceptively friendly as part of a switch encounter. Others may attack the party’s mounts to slow down pursuit of the master villain, or they may be paid informants for the villain, false friends who lead the party into danger, or an invisible voice who tries to talk the party out of its goal. These types of short-terms goals are typical of the real villain’s servants.

Types of Goals & Powers

What’s the difference between a motive and a goal? A motive is the reason why a villain is a psychopathic killer with reckless disregard for life and happiness. A villain’s goals are the way he shows his reckless disregard for everyone else’s life and happiness. It’s the difference between inspiration to act, and the specific action.

Sometimes, the villain’s motive is simple, but his methods are not. Second to the creation of a powerful, useful villains are the creation of solid goals and powers. These define the villain’s abilities and make him or her a worthy adversary for the players. When I wrote the villains for Castle Shadowcrag, for instance, I knew what they wanted but not how they would achieve those goals. Over the course of writing the adventure, I figured out how they’d get there: I used a new monster, the shadow fey, to do some of the villainous work required, and gave them powers that supported those goals.

It’s not necessary to design whole new creature types (in my case, I went a bit overboard). What’s necessary is creating a worthy adversary, a monster or NPC who has both the intelligence and the magic or class abilities to give the party a real challenge, not just a slugfest. Flight, invisibility and teleportation are common tools, but they aren’t necessarily the best for a villain; a fighter who can go toe-to-toe with the party and laugh off wounds (until they discover his weakness) is at least as much fun as the villain who is merely hard to catch.

In any case, villains should stand above the common ranks of monsters and minions. The usual tools are elite ability scores and AC, well-chosen magical items, or spells such as mirror image or create fetch, and (in the non-mechanical category) important status or favors owed to the villain.

Ability scores are pretty obvious; the elite array is given in the Monster Manual, page 290. Having exceptionally high Armor Class (and at higher levels, Spell Resistance) simply means that a villain lives longer in combat and has a better chance of survival. I’ll have more to say on villains in combat in a future installment in this series, but mention now that defensive powers are more important than offensive ones for villains.

Magical items should be limited to one or two defining items that help a villain get away with it. Invisibility, heal, and non-detection powers are all pretty popular choices. But ideally, some of a villain’s toys should force the party to make difficult choices—for instance, using charm spells to create a group of innocent bodyguards out of villagers is a truly villainous thing to do.

The tricks from Complete Scoundrel are appropriate for many villains, who love to outwit and outsmart heroes. The Luck feats and tricks are especially appropriate for the bad guys, as they allow them to avoid critical hits or failed saves which could end an encounter. And frankly, villains need to be lucky to survive against PCs; Complete Scoundrel simply builds some useful guidelines around that luckiness.

The important thing to remember is that sometimes it’s best if a villain’s abilities don’t pack a lot of offensive punch, but keep a villain alive and provide leverage against his innocent victims. This forces a truly motivated villain to rely on minions and allies, a topic I’ll pick up in the next installment of the Villains series.


Understanding and building on the motivations of your main villain can make it easier to keep a villain focused, and to decide how they react when the party does something unexpected. Above-average defensive powers keep a villain alive to grow into a long-term threat rather than a one-shot obstacle.